WELCOME TO MECHAK'S TEA PARTY AT 5 P.M.!Sorry for the unwanted delay, but it was no fault of mine, honest!
Here is a hot teapot with some nice herbal tea, any sugar is strictly prohibited, honey outlawed, and cookies punishable by a hundred strokes of cat-o'-nine-tail's unforgiving "kiss" on the backside and lower on. Whoever smuggles contraband food does it with a calculated risk. I shall have nothing whatsoever with the wrongdoer(s) since I am still aching from my own punishment for sinful (over)indulgence.
